Pick your message
A laugh travels faster than a horn. Make drivers smile, then make them slow down.
16 slogans
“Honk if you’re jealous of my ___”
T-shirt
£24.00
“Powered by ___. Zero emissions.”
“Earning my ___”
“___ in, watts out”
“Currently burning off ___”
“I’m not slow. I’m sightseeing.”
“One less car. You’re welcome.”
“Stuck behind me? I’m saving the planet.”
“This is my gym and it has a view”
“Lycra is a lifestyle”
“Tan lines are my accessories”
“I’m retired. This is my job now.”
“Hold my handlebars”
“Please don’t hit me, I just got this jersey”
“Yes, I’m wearing Lycra. No, it’s not a phase.”
“I survived the hill. Be nice.”